Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the
creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who
were fishing
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
airplane.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan shoes.'
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorize d wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning!'
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