TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> MARIA: Here it is
> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> CLASS: Maria.
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>
> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
> multiplication on the floor?
> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
> that we didn't have ten years ago.
> WINNIE: Me!
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>
> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
> MILLIE: I is..
> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
> MILLIE: All right...'I am the ninth letter of the
> alphabet.'
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> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
> father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,
Louie, do you know
> why his father didn't punish him?
> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
> ______________________________________
>
> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
> before eating?
> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>
> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
> CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
> ___________________________________
> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when people are no longer interested?
> HAROLD: A teacher
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