So I completely realize that we dont know each other. However I am a really generous person and would simply LOVE to help out a fellow hunter. To assure that you dont miss this guy if he comes back, I would be more than happy to volunteer to sit in your treestand and keep and eye out for him. I am sure you are so tired of hunting that this would be a welcome rest for you as well.
I know what you are thinking. What did I do to deserve this? But I can assure that I am extending this offer to everyone on this board who has a big buck in their area. Thats just the kind of amazing, generous and all around great guy I happen to be. I am sure that I wont be appreciated till long after my time but we all have to do our part in this world right?