Dear Tom,
Hey! It's me! We haven't seen each other in a few weeks, but I have been looking for you!
I have been up at 0400 and out there awaiting you all last week - I call you, and call you, but you never return my calls! I havnt even heard from you yet this year!
As soon as I get the kids off to school - I race out there to meet you....all for nothing...Where are you?!
I have big plans for a nice dinner with you Tom - just please - respond to my calls!
And to add insult to injury - what did I see yesterday Tom? Thats right - I saw you and your buddies! How did you know I was getting drug around grocery shopping all day? Huh? It was raining - and I just KNEW I'd find you out in the feilds....and sure enough! There you were - gobblin' your fool head off! As I drive - I see 13 of your buddies too! I feel so cheated Tom - I thought we had something special!
And much like a love lorn teenager - I ignored my pain, and planned to try to meet you once again this morning....but alas...it was not to be. Work,again gets in the way of our affair...
But this time Tom - It was me that dropped the ball, didnt hold up my end of the agreement...because as I drove to work - I see you..... I see you all over the place - on the outskirts of two of my properties.... places where I KNOW you would respond to my soft calls....Today was to be OUR day Tom....but no.....I messed up....please forgive me! I counted 27 of your family members today!
I'll be there tommorow morning Tom.....so please...wait for me!
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